Nope, It's Soap!

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Looking for a Fantastically funny Stocking Stuffer or Gag Gift?

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ORDER TODAY (SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th) FOR DELIVERY BY CHRISTMAS

INTRODUCING..... ~~~Bugle Sounds Here~~~

Nope, It's Soap! GOLFER!

Your Opponent Will Be Begging For a Mulligan After He/She Sees This Dog-Leg Disaster!

Just beat them to their ball and replace it with this! This pile of "Nope, it's Soap!" comes with it's own real golf ball molded right into the pile. If you want to really go the distance, just pull the supplied ball out and replace it with one of your opponents balls! Our GOLFER PILES are made of 100% high-quality Shea-Butter Soap with the genuine colors and aroma of our Cappuccino Coffee.

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The Best Smelling Pile Ever!!


4"x6" Resealable bag and Original "Shih tzu" Size "Nope, It's Soap!"			4"x6" Resealable bag and Heavy Doody "Chocolate Lab" Size "Nope, It's Soap!"

"Nope, It's Soap!" is high quality, cappuccino-scented soap that (really) appears to be a big pile of little-dog-doo!!

犬のウンコにしか見えない石鹸

We can also deliver a ribbon-wrapped Pile along with a card you design (Christmas, Birthday, Thank You, I Love You , etc.). Each one is printed with YOUR PERSONAL message. Click HERE or on the "Delivery Elf" at the left for more info...

Can't Think of Any Practical Uses? (There may not be any, but perhaps....)

Leave on the carpet just to see what happens (won't squish in anyone's shoes)
Exfoliating properties of the coffee make it a great shop/utility sink soap
Every White Elephant needs some brown Nope, It's Soap!
A MUST to wash out that Potty-Mouth in your life!
Fun (if not a little demented) for kids in the bath
Outstanding fun in the Office or on the Links!
No better wedding gift (wha?)
Great gag gift

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"Nope, It's Soap!" has been featured in MAXIM Magazine, STUFF Magazine, the OUT OF HAND Magazine, the Graham Norton Show (U.K), many U.S. newspapers, and on many morning radio shows across the U.S. and abroad!

Pepino the Hairless Wonder Dog says:

"Doncha know someone who'd dig this?"

We are dedicated to true novelty. As such, every pile of "Nope, It's Soap!" is custom-made and individually formed in Seattle, WA. No molds, no mass production. Every pile is 100% unique. We also use the highest quality Shea-Butter soap available. It smells fantastic and it's a GREAT soap...If you can get yourself to use it and still take yourself seriously!

Original (Shih tzu) Size "Nope It's Soap!" - $9.99 shipping included!

Heavy Doody (Chocolate Lab) Size "Nope It's Soap!" - $12.99 shipping included!

Golfer's Dog-Leg Disaster "Nope It's Soap!" - $15.99 shipping & ball included!

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